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In the year of our lord, 200X, the planet designated as E-Arth achieved lasting world peace. For it was one day, a month ago to be exact, that the nations of the world decided to get along with each other, terrorist organizations disbanded due to a lack of pancakes, and Republicans realizing that they were actually the bad guys the entire time. Uncle Irvins came out of the closets and nobody cared less for them; Daves finally won the lottery, any and every lottery; Aunt Flow decided to never abruptly visit their nieces; and the Illuminati decided to be a public charity organization. Dogs and cats lived in the same house without mad hysteria;